Lazy costume ideas

Now that Halloween fervor has died down and made way for Thanksgiving and Christmas (!!) fervor, I thought it best to share some lazy costume ideas for 2015.

#3. Shave, procure sweater vest and go as Joey going as Chandler in the Halloween party episode of Friends. This could work if you are a boy or a girl. Short hair is preferred, therefore the laziness is more pronounced if you belong to the male gender. Unless you are a girl with short hair though…
#2. Grab a paper bag, create two eye holes and write “I am not famous anymore” with a black marker. Go as 2014 Shia LaBeouf.
This idea entails the presence of a paper bag and a marker however, so some amount of effort is required.
#1. If you’re anything like me, you would go as an Uber or Lyft driver next Halloween. You don’t even need a car to validate the costume, you can just claim it’s in the shop!